I'll Be Back For My Things

A kind way to let them know they need to vacate the space for a few hours so that you don't ever have to see their face again. After all, you don't want any awkward High Fidelity “Are you sleeping with someone else?” moments while trying to collect your socks and face wash.

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Cards In The Break Up Collection

Break Up It's Not Me, It's You We Should See Other People I've Met Someone You Should Go I Want My Shit Back I'm Keeping The Cat You Can Keep The Cat I'm Keeping The Dog You Can Keep The Dog Lose My Number I Faked It
Other Card Collections
Three Magic Words: Protest Postcards Three Magic Words Love & Light Breathe Break Up Monsters Wobots The First & Last Word