I'm Keeping The Cat

You and the cat have had this whole "foxhole" situation going on for the last few months, you're just living that whole "No Man Left Behind" mantra. Besides, nothing says "recently single and ready to mingle" like having a cat... and a dead stare from the fucks you could give being drained from you for the last three months.

What is it worth to you?

Name your price in whole US dollars:

Cards In The Break Up Collection

Break Up It's Not Me, It's You We Should See Other People I've Met Someone You Should Go I'll Be Back For My Things I Want My Shit Back You Can Keep The Cat I'm Keeping The Dog You Can Keep The Dog Lose My Number I Faked It
Other Card Collections
Three Magic Words: Protest Postcards Three Magic Words Love & Light Breathe Break Up Monsters Wobots The First & Last Word