I'm Keeping The Dog

You're kind of a monster, and that's okay. You just want them to feel alone in the world; plus, your great Aunt Betty's husband just died... so... this is kind of perfect.

What is it worth to you?

Name your price in whole US dollars:

Cards In The Break Up Collection

Break Up It's Not Me, It's You We Should See Other People I've Met Someone You Should Go I'll Be Back For My Things I Want My Shit Back I'm Keeping The Cat You Can Keep The Cat You Can Keep The Dog Lose My Number I Faked It
Other Card Collections
Three Magic Words: Protest Postcards Three Magic Words Love & Light Breathe Break Up Monsters Wobots The First & Last Word