You Can Keep The Dog

You're not a monster, the dog likes them better anyway. Plus, this way you'll know they won't be alone forever. Or at least for the next 6-7 years.

What is it worth to you?

Name your price in whole US dollars:

Cards In The Break Up Collection

Break Up It's Not Me, It's You We Should See Other People I've Met Someone You Should Go I'll Be Back For My Things I Want My Shit Back I'm Keeping The Cat You Can Keep The Cat I'm Keeping The Dog Lose My Number I Faked It
Other Card Collections
Three Magic Words: Protest Postcards Three Magic Words Love & Light Breathe Break Up Monsters Wobots The First & Last Word